What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:20
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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